Babysitting the Baumgartners by Selena Kitt (An Erotic Menage Novel)
First of all, this book moves fast, just like its characters. There’s very little clothing involved and so many climaxes, you’ll lose count by page 100. It’s not a very realistic scenario at all (see summary below), but Kitt does well enough convincing us. These people are just sex crazed, that’s all.
SUMMARY: Veronica, i.e. Ronnie, joins the Baumgartner family on a Christmas-time vacation in Florida. Little does she know that Doc and Mrs. B are looking for something more than just childcare. Rather, Ronnie becomes the central focus of their fantasies and soon, the babysitter gets the idea…
Ever wanted to sleep with the parents of the children you babysat? Both at the same time? No… me neither. But Ronnie’s “employers” are hot, toned, and really horny. After the description of Doc and Carrie, I can’t say I’d be able to resist either. Luckily, the kids stay out of the way.
In terms of the writing, Kitt doesn’t spend a lot of time giving us back story, characterizations, or many scenes where people aren’t naked and entangled. You may find yourself searching for a real plot of some kind, but don’t bother. It’s mostly about the sex here, people, so don’t read this one for content. And if those naughty cliched words you find in erotica (i.e. wetness, mound, hardness, member, etc.) make you squirm, this isn’t the book for you.
The Three Rs:
Rating: XXX for extremely graphic, make-you-blush descriptions… and an excess of bodily fluids.
Recommendation: Not for the faint of heart, that’s for sure, but a perfect read when you want some–ahem–private time.
Re-Read: Not sure if you need to. That imagery sticks with you for a bit.